78 Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Funny Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue is one the nostalgic rhyme that everyone loves to make jokes from. Although this started as a nursery rhyme for all of us as we grew up this became a classic joke for all of us.

The “Roses are red violets are blue” poem has a long history that dates back to the 16th century. The earliest known version of the poem was published in 1590 in a collection called “The Faerie Queene” by Edmund Spenser. As a matter of fact, in the 18th century, the poem became popular as a way of expressing love and affection in Valentine’s Day cards. In the 20th century, the poem began to be used more frequently in humorous contexts and was often parodied or used as the basis for jokes.

Our collection of roses are red violets are blue funny jokes will definitely tickle your funny bone. Some of these jokes are going to roast the person you are going to send them to so send them wisely.

1. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m allergic to both, so what should I do?
2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at rhyming, so this poem will do.
3. Roses are red, violets are blue, I love food more than I love you.
4. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t need a valentine, I have Netflix and food.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single again, so what’s new?
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so am I.
7. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a little weird, and so are you.
8. Roses are red, violets are blue, my boss is a pain, and so are you.
9. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m a poet, and I didn’t even know it.
10. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so grateful for friends like you.
11. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a cat, and he’s cuter than you.
12. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t need a therapist, I have wine and you.
13. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t have a job, so what should I do?
14. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.
15. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not short, I’m just concentrated awesome.
16. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.
17. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at rhyming, nice to meet you!
18. Roses are red, violets are blue, I need a drink, and so do you.
19. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at poetry, but neither are you!
20. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at flirting, but I’m trying for you.
21. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is like a kangaroo, it hops and jumps and never stops too.
22. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m allergic to flowers, but not to you.
23. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so glad I found someone as weird as you.
24. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a genie, but I’ll grant your wish to be with me.
25. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t wait to Netflix and chill with you.
26. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s make like a banana and split for a romantic rendezvous.
27. Roses are red, violets are blue, I hope my love for you is as big as my shoe.
28. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a doctor, but you make my heart feel brand new.
29. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s make like a pair of socks and get cozy in my shoe.
30. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no expert on love, but I’m willing to learn with you.
31. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no poet, but I know you’re sweet as honeydew.
32. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m so lucky to be with someone like you.
33. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no astronaut, but I’d travel to the moon for you.
34. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a carpenter, but I’d build a future with you.
35. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no chef, but I’d cook up a love feast for two.
36. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a magician, but I’ll make all your dreams come true.
37. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no mathematician, but I know we add up to a perfect two.
38. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no genie, but I’ll make your wishes come true.
39. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no artist, but I’ll paint a picture of me and you.
40. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no bird, but I’ll sing a love song for you.
41. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no doctor, but I’ll always take care of you.
42. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no athlete, but I’d run a marathon for you.
43. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no pirate, but I’ll search the seven seas to be with you.
44. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no detective, but I’ve been investigating how to make you mine.
45. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at poems, nice to meet you!
46. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’d forget Valentine’s Day too if I were you!
47. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at rhyming, so I’ll stop now, how about you?
48. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head!
49. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at poetry, but I still love you!
50. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t always write poems, but when I do, they’re not very good.
51. Roses are red, violets are blue, my love for you is like a kangaroo.
52. Roses are red, violets are blue, I never really learned poetry in school.
53. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like pizza more than I like you.
54. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great at this, but I’m trying for you.
55. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t write a poem, but I’d still like to woo.
56. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not very poetic, but neither are you.
57. Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not be a model, but at least you’re true.
58. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good with words, but I’m good with you.
59. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m bad at this, but I still love you.
60. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t write a poem, but I can cook for you.
61. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poems, but I’m good at loving you.
62. Roses are red, violets are blue, I don’t always make sense, but neither do you.
63. Roses are red, violets are blue, you’re not the best, but I’m not either, it’s true.
64. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at rhyming, but I still love you.
65. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a poet, but I’m still into you.
66. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not Shakespeare, but I still love you.
67. Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s skip this poem, and go grab some brew.
68. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not great with words, but I’m great with you.
69. Roses are red, violets are blue, you may not be perfect, but neither am I, boo.
70. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at this, but I’m good at loving you.
71. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a poet, but I still think you’re cute.
72. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not the best writer, but I’m still in love with you.
73. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not a poet, and neither are you.
74. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I’m great at kung fu.
75. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a big nose, and so do you.
76. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m terrible at rhyming, and so are you.
77. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you, but the roses are wilting and the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty, and so is your head.
78. Roses are red, violets are blue, I can’t believe I’m still writing these for you.

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